ARE YOU A BUCKEYE ?
You are IF:
You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
You design your kid's Halloween
costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You have more miles on your snow blower ( and owe more money on
it) than on your car.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You think deer season is a national holiday. You find -20F "a little chilly." You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and Construction. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel
nightie. You can spell words like Tuscarawas and Cuyahoga. You know that Serpent Mounds were not made by snakes. You know what a real buckeye is, and you have a recipe for
candy ones.
Let's hear it from all you Buckeyes out there!!